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taylum said:

 
scorpion rules lobby smilies/angry.gif
January 10, 2008

taylum said:

 
lolz everone
January 10, 2008

taylum said:

 
sting it
January 10, 2008

jay said:

 
OWNED BADLY,I LOVE SCORPIONS
January 15, 2008

miguel said:

 
i thought the lobster was gonna will at first,.....guess i wasss wrong...lol.. :-
January 16, 2008

stupid said:

 
what would you expect, that's some nonsense shit right there :-
January 20, 2008

BOB said:

 
if the lobster was a little bigger....
January 21, 2008

mr biology said:

 
that's a blue crayfish or crawfish, not a lobster.
January 22, 2008

Perivaldo Jocove said:

 
Caralho! Eu vi eles se cumprimentando ali, porque matar os bichinhos assim? Hahaha
January 23, 2008

nathy said:

 
a bichinha doidooo... :-....owwwnnnnn

deu penaaa...era taum linda
January 25, 2008

shvabra1 said:

 
nice fight, great win
January 25, 2008

Maksim said:

 
holy shit, he stung him right in the eye...
January 25, 2008

Russian Insect said:

 
Great!!! Scorpion showed really good technics. First it grasps the lobster with its claws and then keeps stinging it till death.
What a professional fighter! Pure win!
January 26, 2008

Jesus said:

 
do they spraypaint the animals?

lobster > scorpion no contest
scorpion > blue shrimp with arms
January 28, 2008

Russian Insect said:

 
maybe, but that shrimp did have a character I must say. It tryed its best to show some resistance.
January 28, 2008

I loled said:

 
blue shrimp with arms came out fighting.. but unfortunately it just wasn't enough. smilies/grin.gif
He had the match lost after that eye sting- he left himself open.
February 02, 2008

rwc said:

 
damn dis websites da shit
February 03, 2008

GanDino said:

 
Blue shrimp or Lobster whatever, don`t have any venom or other specific weapon, so thouse fight wasn`t fair.
February 06, 2008

tukmol from philippines said:

 
make some good fight...
stag beetle vs. orthopteran...

or stag beetle vs. hornet..



wo0o0o0o

theyre strongg
February 07, 2008

Cam said:

 
Mr biology is right ^^ cool fight though, stung him right in the eye, nice form
February 15, 2008

PAKMAN said:

 
Scorpion is the king of the insects.
March 01, 2008

ohh.. EYE!! said:

 
a stick dat looks like an EYE... mah eYe, mah eYe..
March 09, 2008

Kalle said:

 
Jep the skorpion is The king If u want one call me
March 13, 2008

yep said:

 
owned sco rules
March 16, 2008

Maxima said:

 
what the hell is a shrimp gonna do against a scorpion, besides bend over and take it in the butt.
March 21, 2008

LEAF said:

 
Coz that's a fucking lobster.

More like a gummy bear with legs.
March 31, 2008

The Dawg said:

 
that lobster looked like a shrimp :-
April 05, 2008

MuZG said:

 
Prawn. Would make good rice. I have to agree with the guy above, he showed serious personality. I would say this is a fair fight minus the stinger. Water vs. Ground. They're pretty similar by size, shape, scissors, power. That poison goes a long ways. I'd like to see more sea critters (poisonous) against their land counterparts.
April 07, 2008

GavraNxyz said:

 
lobster (his artistic name) didn't have a chance, he tried an armbar, but no luck... maybe some tail kicks would help... scorpion did sting him in the eye, but that only made him angry... he was lucky to sting him in the arm, that killed him!!

btw... i wouldn't kill these animals 4 fun smilies/sad.gif
April 09, 2008

maxima said:

 
aww.... little lobster was trying to get buff before the fight. smilies/cheesy.gif
April 10, 2008

PSYCHO said:

 
I"m telling you smilies/angry.gifThe Scorpion smilies/angry.gifis the best
April 11, 2008

?????? said:

 
That was so Freakin gay Why would you waste a perfefectly good whatever seafood it was on fighting a scorpion!!! They should at least pit it against something that doesen't have venom strength matches are more natural in this case.
April 17, 2008

whoa said:

 
what is the website with those fights? i noticed that not all the fights on this site are in the glass container like this one.
April 26, 2008

stiffler said:

 
that bioch got owned smilies/shocked.gif
April 26, 2008

ride the pony said:

 
ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
April 26, 2008

kabuto said:

 
stag beetle rules
May 15, 2008

Alex said:

 
Brutal eye sting near the start...
May 26, 2008

gcommchan said:

 
i wanna see a rematch!!!at the beggining that lobster was kicking his ass but the scorpion got him with the stinger at the end!i hate scorpions! smilies/angry.gif
May 30, 2008

Lobster_of_pwnage said:

 
Thats not a lobster, thats a crayfish!
If it was a lobster it would have über-pwned the scorpion.
Anyway blue lobsters are extremely rare and if someone found one he would definitely NOT use it in fights... blue crayfish r more common.
June 01, 2008

Lobster_of_pwnage said:

 
PS: even tho many ppl think teh scorpion stung teh crayfish in teh eye, thats wrong it actually struck just behind it. Otherwise teh crayfish would have died coz teh eye is a soft body part and would have let teh poison go through and killled it instantly like at 2:02
June 01, 2008

GAW14 said:

 
lobster got owned bad but scorpion bitch think twice before you get in the ring with a scorpion
June 23, 2008

X Digger852 said:

 
wow i gotta say it is a different scorpion smilies/shocked.gif
July 02, 2008

Anon said:

 
If you watch the scorpions, you notice right away that they have a really low rate of actually stinging their enemies. But if you compare the Emperors to the other scorps, you can see that instead of running and flinging out more wild stings, it runs right in and methodically searches for weak spots. This one is a prime example; it feels across the back and hits into the eye (without delivering poison), then feels along the arm into a crevace for the win.
July 13, 2008

Anon said:

 
Edit: Not Emperor, just black. Still a much more intelligent fighter than the golden Egyptian scorps they commonly use.
July 13, 2008

Scorp Ops. said:

 
smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gifScorps Are Fearless smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
No Matter What Size
Scorps R Royalty
As We
All Know That!
August 04, 2008

wes said:

 
it's not a lobster. its a crayfish smilies/angry.gif
August 09, 2008

american man they call ravi said:

 
mantis VS. scorpion would be a good fight smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif.
September 12, 2008

Mr. Big Juicy Cock from Canada said:

 

Put the cage underwater and Lobster kills that fuckin stupid scorpion. Guaranteed. Even my Cock can crush that fuckin scorpion. BAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 18, 2008

RAWR said:

 
HA you are an ass you know scorpions were once underwater creatures Millions of years back and (could be wrong saw it on discovery channel xD)that black scorpion is one smart mother fudger lol he lifted the crayfish and stung him under his stomach good game man oh and you are gay MR. BIG FAG FROM CANADA xD why would you say something so homosexual (Pukes) probably some kid who is smaller than an ant so he pretends that he is big lol ASS.

(Rant over) lol
November 28, 2008

hats offs said:

 
this was a fuck up match, they both have claw but what do u know one had a stinger lol..... damm bad luck for the lobster.
December 23, 2008

ErisOnline said:

 
That's not lobster. Screw that.
January 09, 2009

Mystic said:

 
.. lol non contest? the scorpian is built for war.. look at its body, id like to see an insect that can take on a scorpian.
January 16, 2009

lobbie said:

 
smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr scorpian is rigged it has poisen!
January 28, 2009

xxxxx said:

 
it was kinda unfair because a scorpion has a stinger. smilies/angry.gif
February 17, 2009

mantis2 said:

 
wow battle of the claws but a agree with xxxxx
February 24, 2009

a person said:

 
jesus stop fukin complaining and to mr. big juicey cock from canada lol dude u'd be dead if u did that and thats REALLY gay! xD
February 25, 2009

NIKa said:

 
smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif super
March 03, 2009

uknown said:

 
wow, thats a crayfish............ who in the world would use a blue lobster for fights!!! That wasnt a bug fight. it was a crusteaceun vs bug fight.....
April 02, 2009

stas said:

 
com'n... without water the lobster is nothing!
put water and then lobster vs scorpion lobster will pwn the shyt out of the scorpion
May 04, 2009

I said:

 
That's not a lobster thats a cray fish smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif not fair!
May 09, 2009

Thane said:

 
Hey for WHOA the site is www.japanesebugfights.com if my memory serves me correctly
and nobody gives a fuck if the scorpion has a stinger
that just means "Don't fuck with me bitch, I'll kill you!"
and how many times do you fucks have to be told that its a crawfish/crayfish
June 03, 2009

Thane said:

 
RIGHT IN THE EYE BITCH!!!
June 03, 2009

:[ said:

 
Thats a tiny ass lopster
June 22, 2009

Anonymous said:

 
mr biology said:
that's a blue crayfish or crawfish, not a lobster.


The real name for a crayfish is fresh water LOBSTER. Dumb ass.
July 07, 2009

russian said:

 
ну конечно с ядовитым жалом все могут :-
July 09, 2009

Alex said:

 
you saw a scorpion stung the lobster's eye
August 10, 2009

tom said:

 
scorpion owns!!! annd wat the heck is up with that crab? it was squirting out water!!!!!!! XD
September 14, 2009

rytingur said:

 
if his stinger wouldn't have venom in it this fight would be exicting, and you scorpion lovers, the stag beetle has defeated the scorpion already (mashed one of the scrorp's claw open and then cracked the head, and left without a scratch) and to "a person" bashing a crayfish with your cock has nothing to do with sexuality. however that's just wierd and twisted
January 04, 2010

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